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Palin Blasts Obama's Ties To Weather Channel
Andy Borowitz 10/13/2008
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Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin went on the attack today, claiming that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has longstanding ties to The Weather Channel.

"What does it say about our opponent that he thinks this nation's weather is so imperfect that he needs to be allied with The Weather Channel?" she asked a crowd in Tampa, Fla. "There's a fine line between hating America's weather and hating America herself."

Gov. Palin said that she learned about Sen. Obama's ties to The Weather Channel last week "when I was trying hard to read The New York Times." "They said that Sen. Obama was hanging out with weathermen," she said. "Do we really want to elect someone who has been palling around with meteorologists?"

The Alaska governor went on to attack weathermen themselves: "By saying that the planet is getting warmer, they are waving the white flag of surrender at the sun."

Gov. Palin's latest attacks came on the heels of a new poll showing that the only demographic group that still support her are morons, sometimes referred to by political insiders as "no-information voters."

"It may sound like she's spouting idiocy, but there's a method to her madness," said Tracy Klugian, a Republican strategist. "She's speaking to her base."

In a survey of likely Palin voters, 62 percent said they "strongly disagreed" with the statement "One plus one equals two."

Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain's practice session for the next presidential debate was cut short when his pants burst into flame.

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Posted By: R Willson  on Monday, October 13, 2008

If you think.......I could have stopped there, that you are contributing to the store of human knowledge by this idealess blurb, you must have gotten your PhD in Journalism from a haven for challenged nursery dropouts.  There are serious issues before us. Why don't you investigate whether you want to live with the corrupt Chicago political machine or in the USA and put some ideas in your words?


Posted By: jack sprat  on Monday, October 13, 2008

Oddly she was actually responding to the charge it was John McCain that with help from Haliburton caused the recent hurricanes and are therefore guilt of murder, just like George Bush in Katrina, although the weathermen involved in the the changing of the weather cycles were from the old, "We didn't do enough" crowd of BO's old home town pal and all around "gee wish the fire bombs had gone off killing the judges family of four" stooges.

Thankfully, you've corrected the math as we all know 1+1= and damn thing a democrat want's, when it comes to bad loans and and how much your taxes are going to go up.

You betcha.

Oddly, MIA Joe "Wet Shoes" Biden is still not sure Hillary was a better choice for Veep.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Monday, October 13, 2008

Correction

Oddly she was actually responding to the charge it was John McCain that with help from Haliburton caused the recent hurricanes and are therefore guilt of murder, just like George Bush in Katrina, although the weathermen involved in the the changing of the weather cycles were from the old, "We didn't do enough" crowd of BO's old home town pal and all around "gee wish the fire bombs had gone off killing the judges family of four" stooges.

Thankfully, you've corrected the math as we all know 1+1= any damn thing a democrat want's, when it comes to bad loans and and how much your taxes are going to go up.

You betcha.

Oddly, MIA Joe "Wet Shoes" Biden is still not sure Hillary was a better choice for Veep.


Posted By: michaelsz  on Monday, October 13, 2008

I was born, in the heart of the Motor City,...Several blocks, away from the Cadillac Assembly plant, of the fifties,...Before GM consolidated its assembly divisions,...In the Hamtramck, area of the Wayne County area,...I attended a parochial kindergarten school,...When before my sixth birthday,...My family, moved to an all white community, within the Wayne County area,...This community, was all white, until the early seventies,...When the state of Michigan, brought the city of Dearborn, to court, over charges of discrimination,...In order to provide,...That these charges, were invalid,...In their nature,...The city of Dearborn, had an influx, of Arab immigrates,...For, on the government scale, of discrimination,...The Arabs, of the Middle East Region, of the World,...Were decided below, the African-American community,...There are very certain,...Percentages, of the American citizen population,...That hold on & cherish, those very valued prejudices,...Like a family heirloom,...Passed down through generations,...I had lost my ten year position, with a very vibriant computer manufacturer, as field engineer,...Due to the short sightedness, of the Corporate Headquarters, in New York,...For NOT applying, for the necessary patients,...I was driving back home, after attending a job position interview,...When I had a moment, of an ephipany of true consequence,...That I had visually realized, I had truly outgrown, this cummunity of Wayne County Michigan,...The Chicago Tribune,...Ran an article, based the Arab Community, of the City of Dearborn,...A four page byline,...Stating, that the Arab Community, of Dearborn, Michigan, is the largest Arab Community, outside the Arab region, of the Middle East,...I've lived away, from that community, since the last nineteen eighties,...I have lived on both coasts, of the United States,...And travelled thusly also,...I had a frequent flyer account,...Most executives, of today,...Would Kill or Die for ! I have serviced the computer room, of the FBI, on Pennsylvania Ave,in Washington DC,...I have been in the computer room, of the Air Force Base, in El Toro,...Of the Marines,...And even though, we claim to be a united nation,...There are most definite,...Cultural areas of America, that differ greatly, from other areas, of cultural differences,...And values,...Moral and otherwise,...The one very defining element, about travel,...Outside ones' comfort zone,...It really & totally opens ones' mind, to cultural experiences,...This current adminstration, has truly & totally capitalized, off those defined differences,...To provide predatory lending pracitices,...With the current adminstration's "Blinded Eye",...Method of investigation,...How could the "Wall Street",...HOW could the banking system, not absolutely help themselve, to "Cash IN" on the bananza, of a virtual economy,...This adminstration, to somewhat ease the whole immigration, controvesy,...If anyone is able to understand, that the fact, that the city of Dearborn,...Could conquer their issues,...Through immigration,...How could not, the Federal Government,...Not find away to " Cash In",...Also,...The government is certainly, would not, be the loser, in the end,...If things, suddenly go "south",...Oh, by the way, I was married, to a woman, who was the personnal secretary,...For the Mayor Protemp,...After the mayor, of forty plus years,...Had a debilatating "stroke",...Believe me, I can certainly, pickout those of you,...That harbor, those illgotten moral values,...Of discern,...I certainly have little trouble, spotting them,...Oh Yeah, the immoral occult organization,...KKK,...Held rallies at the Civic Center of Dearborn,...I can, very easily recall the morning, when the OHIO nastional guard, fired "LIVE AMMUNITION",...Into a protest crowd on the campus of Kent State,...I truly admire, the deep down courage, of Barack Obama,...With America's history of political assassinations,...And the history of the KKK as well,...He will be in my nightly prayers,...Conservatives,...Evangelists,...Give Me A Break,...No,...Make it two ! Hypocrites,...As the Brits say,...The Whole Lot of You,...!


Posted By: Cerina  on Monday, October 13, 2008

After reading much depressing material, I cling to your faux article in desperation. Satire at its best.


Posted By: dave  on Wednesday, October 15, 2008

So when does the video with Obama "paling around" with Jim Cantore in front of Hurricane Ike going to come out? ;)

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