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Obama Flubs The 'Presidential' Test
Jonah Goldberg 8/27/2008
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Vice president. Who among us can contain their excitement?

Not me. I can't wait to hear more from the man for whom brevity is a Rubicon he will not cross. Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something about Joe Biden, as Joe Biden himself might say: Joe is the guy who will tell the hard truths, say the unsaid things -- literally, not just figuratively -- to ensure that he has gone the extra oratory mile in service to this great cause, America, for which he will give not merely his last breaths but an unknowable number of breaths in service of the country he loves, never once tiring or being distracted by the grammatical ballast of the period, the wedge issue of the paragraph break or the thud of his audiences' heads soporifically smacking the tables in front of them. No, never let it be said that Joe won't say what needs to be said, not only when it needs to be said but the other times as well, again and again and, ladies and gentlemen, again.

One can only hope the perpetual motion machine that is Biden's mouth will, like a million monkeys banging on typewriters, eventually stumble on a plausible explanation for why Obama picked Biden, of all people.

It's a leaden cliche to note that the choice of a running mate is the first "presidential" decision a candidate makes. What, then, does it say that Obama's first such decision
contradicts the alleged promise of his presidency?

In his career-making speech at the 2004 Democratic convention, Obama ridiculed "the pundits" who "like to slice and dice our country into red states and blue states; red states for Republicans, blue states for Democrats." But when it came time to act "presidential," Obama passed on several short-list VP candidates from red states -- the governors of Virginia, Kansas and Iowa -- in favor of the senator from deep-blue Delaware.

Over the last two years, Obama's campaign has gone further, investing a great deal in this idea of Obama as a postpartisan candidate who transcends all of these silly categories. Quoting the candidate, the official Republicans for Obama Web site proclaims: "For the first time in a long time, we have the chance to build a new majority of not just Democrats, but Independents and Republicans who've lost faith in their Washington leaders but want to believe again -- who desperately want something new."

And to feed that bottomless yearning for the new, Obama picked a Democrat who was first elected to the U.S. Senate when Obama was 11 years old and Richard Nixon was still popular. When Biden -- already a seasoned pol -- first ran for president, Duran Duran was still thought of as the cutting edge of music. What happened? Was Robert Byrd too trendy?

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Posted By: jack sprat  on Wednesday, August 27, 2008

“One can only hope the perpetual motion machine that is Biden's mouth will, like a million monkeys banging on typewriters, eventually stumble on a plausible explanation for why Obama picked Biden, of all people.”

That’s an easy one, if you take “4” years and add that to 36 years, the you divide by 2 you get an average of 20 years in the senate and you’ve given BO the experience he would really need to be beyond the “On The Job Training” phase in actually is in. a bit deceptive, but that’s what his entire campaign has been based on, from the speeches to the verbiage to the poll driven positions.

You can extend that to positions, BO wants to “bomb Pakistan”, Biden knows better so if we would, at least we may know when it would cause the least problems. BO wants us out of Iraq NOW, Biden wants us out when we can safely get out, as does the majority of the voters. Of course this has limited extensions, Biden is the 3rd liberal Senator in congress for a reason.

But as Biden once said, “"I admire Senator McCain greatly, he's one of the people we modeled our campaign over because he is very direct, very blunt, and nobody has to guess at what he's thinking."

Who knows, maybe he will vote for the president who actually has some experience?


Posted By: Tahoe Editor  on Wednesday, August 27, 2008

We need a cartoon for the Most Liberal Senator Olympics. A podium with Sheldon Whitehouse on one side and Biden on the other. Chop chop, I'm surprised I haven't seen it yet.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Thursday, August 28, 2008

Good Life

A pittance is off set by a gob, I didn’t take your dime as literal, unless I thought you simply another “loon beam.”

The Biden statement was not made as a comment sarcastic or other wise, but as a real consideration of a potential policy and you should know that, at least that was how his staffers explained it, they could be wrong.



Tahoe Editor

BO would prefer himself and blabbermouth, splitting rails like the first president from Illinois, who wrote the "emancipation proclamation", lost is the fact that he was a republican.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Thursday, August 28, 2008

Tahoe Editor

BO would prefer himself and blabbermouth, splitting rails like the first president from Illinois, who wrote the "emancipation proclamation", lost is the fact that he was a republican.


Posted By: Good Life  on Thursday, August 28, 2008

In 1860 the Republican party was the "liberal" party.  


Posted By: jack sprat  on Monday, September 01, 2008

Good Life

Liberial or not it was formed to "free the slaves", the Democrat party was for keeping them as slaves, that is not a socially conservative position.


Posted By: Good Life  on Monday, September 01, 2008

Jack--In 1860 slavery was the conservative position.


Posted By: Good Life  on Monday, September 01, 2008

Jack--Now that I think about minimum wage, slavery is still the conservative position.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Good Life

Have you been breaking your mercury-operated bulbs in a closed room? 1.4 % of America owned slaves, that was 4.6% of the southern population, that was hardly a socially conservative position. I would call having illegals working for less than they need and unable until now to complain, as more than slavery, the 1860's mirrored much of what is here today, religious leaders were also involved in women’s suffrage and alcohol control.

As I recall the present slavery, the Dem's want the illegals here, not the "racist" "conservatives" who want them sent back home.

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