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There's Something About Sarah
Suzanne Fields 10/13/2008
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Despite everything John McCain and Barack Obama can do, Sarah Palin continues to be the liveliest of the candidates, now starting the clubhouse turn and about to race down the homestretch.

There's only one more presidential debate to endure. By this time in a campaign, both presidential candidates are so programmed, their talking points so tested and trite if not necessarily true, that viewers long for a refreshing gaffe. But all we get is a Tuesday-night debate where both men seem terrified of saying something interesting and new. Tom Brokaw tried.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, is something else. She's clearly relishing the assigned role of the candidate for vice president — going out to rough up the top of the other ticket, saying the things that a presidential candidate eager to appear presidential thinks and believes but would never say. She's the real deal with the gloves off and the bright red high heels on. Though this exacts a price, she's the proof that feminism, like her or not, has achieved its long-sought goal: Girls can take it just like boys, and they can dish it out, too. This may be remembered as John McCain's greatest gift to the ladies.

Palin recounted some of Barack Obama's adventures in Chicago, his consorting
with retired terrorists and bigoted preachers, and she observed that anyone who could do that "is not a man who sees America like you and I see America" — and for her trouble was pilloried as someone flirting with racism. Undeterred, she continues the attack. This is not a lady to vanish in a hail of sticks and stones.

Brigitte Bardot, the famous French sex kitten of the previous century, wrote to Sarah to tell her that she was "a disgrace to women" — not because she is "not female enough" (in the way that Barack Obama's black critics early on complained that he was "not black enough"), but because she's cruel to polar bears.

She might not be a bigot in Bardot's view, but she gives a certain dog a bad name. She "implored" Gov. Palin never again to compare herself to a pit bull, with or without lipstick. "I know dogs," she wrote, faintly reprising Lloyd Bentsen's famous putdown of Dan Quayle as no equal to JFK, "and I can assure you that no pit bull, no dog, nor any other animal is as dangerous as you are."

The skeletal Madonna interrupted her latest national concert tour to tell an audience in New Jersey that "Sarah Palin can't come to my party. Sarah Palin can't come to my show. It's nothing personal." (Oh, dear.)

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Posted By: R Willson  on Monday, October 13, 2008

  Wasilla  10-13-08   Thanks for sticking up for our Sarah.  She seems always underestimated by those who know nothing real about her, and the vicious and false portrayals of her terrify me because throughout our country such hateful attacks mean that the "dark side of the force" has won the heretofore great nation, the "city of light on a hill" which gave us freedom to exercise our God-given natural rights.   (The government has been our creature, it has no rights to give, but may by force remove our exercise of those rights.)  We seem headed into an era of socialist rule, a return to a Divine Right Of Kings government with no prayer to the Divine.  We had a revolution of bloody sacrifice to change that only two and a half centuries ago.  Now those who have enjoyed the fruits of that and later real sacrifices want to throw it all away by changing to a government ruled by the obviously and historicaly corrupt Chicago political machine.  Those on the "light side of the force" and interested in what this country really is, at least until now, may wish to read a little book,  "The Secret Destiny Of America" by M.P. Hall, available from Amazon.


Posted By: R Willson  on Monday, October 13, 2008

  Wasilla  10-13-08   Thanks for sticking up for our Sarah.  She seems always underestimated by those who know nothing real about her, and the vicious and false portrayals of her terrify me because throughout our country such hateful attacks mean that the "dark side of the force" has won the heretofore great nation, the "city of light on a hill" which gave us freedom to exercise our God-given natural rights.   (The government has been our creature, it has no rights to give, but may by force remove our exercise of those rights.)  We seem headed into an era of socialist rule, a return to a Divine Right Of Kings government with no prayer to the Divine.  We had a revolution of bloody sacrifice to change that only two and a half centuries ago.  Now those who have enjoyed the fruits of that and later real sacrifices want to throw it all away by changing to a government ruled by the obviously and historicaly corrupt Chicago political machine.  Those on the "light side of the force" and interested in what this country really is, at least until now, may wish to read a little book,  "The Secret Destiny Of America" by M.P. Hall, available from Amazon.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Monday, October 13, 2008

All we are facing is the party of Amerika who want to change the “living” constitution, into the document that reflects their “lack” of faith and make a couple of “small changes” like making the “God given rights” man given so they can more easily take them away, like the extension in the Keho case of Eminent Domain extending the “right” of the government to take away your property, because those who don’t want to give, want to make you to give, and Ms Palin reminds them of people like you and me who stands in their way. Like Mad Maxine Water’s drooling to take over the airlines, and nationalizing them the way they gladly nationalized the bad debt in Fanny and Freddie, nationalizing banks and AIG.

To those who listen for their moral compasses of “like a sturgeon” Madonna, and the French Madame Bardot, who occasionally gets locked up for being a bit unstable, then you can not conscience the bashing in the head of a “poor” baby seal, but give the big OK to bashing in the head and sucking out the brain of a baby, good luck, and I’m only sorry you didn’t lower the ACT scores when I took them, I could have been a “professor” at the University of Chicago.

Fortunately, Gibson came off the “moose in headlights” and Katie, won’t be around after the end of the election, hey maybe they can replace her with some one less vitriolic and prejudiced and with a higher standard of journalism, like Rosann or Rosy O’, of course they’d have to extend the “big desk” way to the left, but carpenters need the work, and they could always make a big bench for the seat of intelligence.


Posted By: ml johnstone  on Tuesday, October 14, 2008

So where are the Hillary dolls.?

Are you children taught critical thinking skills.?

And when do feminists support speech that could potentially instigate riots or murder or atleast threats to lives?

A feminist promotes discussion, seeks a kaliedescope of views and opinions.And can even be seen at public meetings in Birkenstocks or versions of them.

A feminist speaks about the unity of all human beings and speaks out about civilian deaths in the country her country is at war with.

A feminist probably does not get to her meetings in an SUV.

She recognizes that there are many terrorists in America. They are on our roads and streets and using weapons of mass destruction, made here in the USA and promoted by GM and Ford.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Gee, I wish the "little country of Canada" would quit making all those "weapons of mass distraction" and sending them south, the oil guzzling hypocrites. Hey, can you guys take the feminists you idolize like the Baywatch bimbo back, please, we'll even throw in “like a sturgeon”, blabber mouth Rosann, un-funny Rosey, and pick any Baldwin, but lil’ Stevie.

Oddly, the kaleidoscope of feminists like Tammy Bruce, former NOW-CA president and gay activist and an existing president of NOW, call Palin a “real” feminist, although the MSM have gratuitously hung the queen of the feminist title around the neck of Farrakhan’s Mess-iah, cuz he’s anything the polls need him to be. If she’d only kill the baby that’s “imperfect” for the “brave new world” of the ubber left, she'd still be "conservative". ‘Cides all the Birky’s are firmly in the mouths of the loon beams supporting Sheik Rashid Khalidi buddy, BO’s resident PLO terrorist Birky bunkmate. Sweet JJ, points out, “all them jew guys ain’t no more in charge”, way to go JJ, letting the cat out of the barf bag.

Comrade obama, terrorist's friend and murderers “supporter”.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"A feminist probably does not get to her meetings in an SUV."

At least the Gore'd you guy will not be a "feminist" after telling everyone to go to his big "earth first eco nut" meeting "on foot, bike, or by "mess transit", had two SUV's and a Cadillac running, waiting for the meeting to end and left the meeting with his brood in the least eco friendly way he could, to go to his home that burns enough “carbon unfriendly” energy to heat up 231 average homes, increasing his "carbon foot print by 10% after "going green." When asked if he would sign his own energy use pledge, he again should have said “hell no, that’s for my lunatic followers, not for me, I sell carbon offsets and make piles of cash by the $100's of millions, and I’m laughing all the way to the bank. Let the oil guzzlers in Canada eat cake, they’ll do my bidding like the lemmings they are.”

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