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For Valentine's Day - Wooing The Modern Male
Tom Purcell 2/11/2008
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For Valentine's Day -- Wooing the Modern Male

By Tom Purcell

With Valentine's Day upon us, female readers have been pummeling me with questions on how to woo the modern male.

Dear Tom, My boyfriend's hair treatment, skin conditioner, perfume bottles and other toiletries take up so much room in my bathroom I have no place to put my stuff, and he doesn't even live here. What should I do?

— No Space

Dear No Space, You're going to have to get a new apartment with "her-her" bathrooms. Be sure there's plenty of light, so your fellow can see what he's doing. You wouldn't want his "guyliner" to get all runny.

Dear Tom, It's not as though I expect my boyfriend to open the door for me, and he never does, but whatever happened to chivalry?

— Disappointed

Dear Disappointed, Chivalry is a concept that dates back to medieval times, when men lived by codes of honor, virtue and sacrifice. Chivalry demanded that men be gracious, gentle and respectful toward women. Chivalry is all about selflessness and romantic love, whereas your boyfriend is all about selfishness and self-love.

Dear Tom, I'm not a prude, nor do I think we should return to the rigid ways of the past, but sometimes I think it would be nice to court and date the way men and women did in the old movies.
What do you think?

— Dreamer

Dear Dreamer, Unfortunately, that's not possible. For 30 years or more, we've pretended such differences don't exist. And it is only when the two truly opposite forces called man and woman collide that sparks will fly and romance will occur.

Dear Tom, I met a new fellow who proudly defines himself as a sensitive new-age male. What exactly is that?

— Wondering

Dear Wondering, This is the kind of fellow who is so in touch with his emotions and needs he doesn't notice anybody else's -- especially yours. If he drinks a beer for instance, it will be an exotic brand from some remote part of the planet. He won't drink from of a mug, either, but a wine glass. At baby showers -- yes, men are invited to those now -- he'll get misty.

Dear Tom, Call me a nut, but I saw a John Wayne movie the other day and I would love to meet a man as stoic, confident, modest and manly as he was. Where can I find such a fellow?

— Digging the Duke

Dear Digging the Duke, The good news is, there are still plenty of such men around. The bad news is, they're old. The older generations produced an abundance of simple men who spent their time building a country and providing for their families, not picking out shirts and hair goop at the mall.

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Posted By: Charles Gillard  on Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Well as for the Duke, I believe duke might refer to duking it out so if that is your manly man then fine but sometimes the man likes to duke it out withe the spouse then he's a louse. On the other hand the sensitive man might not really be that self involved he may actually not believe in killing innocent women, children, and old men as collateral damage while he's out killing all the young men to accomplish a goal that isn't even real!!!


Posted By: Donald Starling  on Wednesday, February 13, 2008

You girls wanted to be in charge and more like men,well you finally got your wish.Thats why we treat you about like another guy except for the apparent reasons! It is hard to be protective of someone when they are independent and agressive,which is just what you girls are now days.By the way,most guys would be your knight in shining armor if given the chance.


Posted By: Cindy Lou Who  on Thursday, February 14, 2008

Thanks Tom,



Now I know I'll have to troll for dates at my local senior center. Maybe some of the guys will want a younger woman?


Posted By: catt  on Saturday, February 16, 2008

I'm an older woman. I never wanted a John Wayne. I wanted a man to share my life, not rule my life. Value given for value received. Obviously I don't bother with that anymore because there is no share in marriage that I have seen. It has been gimmy on one side and take on the other. It wasn't very intellectually stimulating either. Must have married the wrong ones but they were the ones available around here. No romance left in me. I have my doubt that it exists for average looking, intelligent women. Maybe for the beauties, the trophy wives who will do almost anything for money.


Posted By: Marla  on Sunday, February 17, 2008

Donald Starling is correct. If chivalry is dead, we have no one to blame but ourselves, ladies. When I was a HS teacher, I couldn't believe how the young girls tolerated young men commenting on their bodies. I am still appalled that any man would use profanity in the presence of ladies he does not know well. The lack of respect that women get is because they allow it. It should start with their Mothers. No man (or woman for that matter) is born knowing how to treat women with respect. This idea is not outdated; it's just lost. We tolerate it as though there is nothing we can do. Ladies, the next time you approach a door with your guy, stop as though it's a supermarket door and you're waiting for it to open on it's own, then give him a knowing smile. Or wait outside of the car when he picks you up. When he finds himself sitting alone in the driver's seat as you wait patiently outside a few times, he will begin to get in the habit. Be patient. It's a learning process. Don't make demands; no words are needed. If he has an ounce of politeness in him, he won't say anything either. If he belittles you, find a new guy. Of course, for this to work and make sense, you need to act like a lady who is deserving of such treatment. My guy is awesome. He opens every door and never raises his voice to me in public. (He knows that will be his ass in private if he does! hahaha)

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