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Will Durst
It's Over
Will Durst 5/9/2008
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It’s Over.

Raging Moderate,

I’m not saying Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s historic presidential run is toast. Finished. Down the drain. Caput. Washed up. History. A memory. In the archives. Defunct. Extinct. Artifacto. Took a hike. Sleeping with the fishes. Part of the vast past tense. Joined the choir invisible. Totally obliterated. Entering Sidekick City. Sheer finito. Thoroughly through. Down goes Frasier. Swept away by the Tahiti Express. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya. So long and sayonara sweetheart. Became an ex-presidential run. Experiencing fossilization. Stick a fork in her -- she’s done. Game over, man. Say bye.

No. No. No. That’s not what I’m saying. What I’m saying is that it’s down to the wire but that wire is starting to unravel. She’s hanging by a thread, down to her last dime and the wheels are coming off. It’s two outs, two strikes, nobody on, bottom of the ninth and she’s behind by about 142. Got her back up against the wall because an elephant is standing on the couch with the remote. It’s closing time, and she doesn’t have to go home but
she can’t stay here. The window of opportunity has slammed shut on her fingers while hanging outside onto the sill 12 stories up. Her time clock has been punched by a mob of boxing kangaroos. Half of her team is handing her a white flag to wave and the other half is throwing in a towel on her behalf.

She’s down to the last banana in the bunch and even though that one is pretty bruised up, the tarantulas won’t let her go there anyway. She’s going down for the umpteenth time in high seas. The two-minute warning was a minute fifty ago and it’s fourth-and-97. The undertaker is walking this way pulling out a tape measure while whistling to the jingling of the nails in his pocket. The horse she rode in on can smell its stall and is starting to gallop. The fat lady has adjusted her horn helmet and is reaching for the throat spray. Could that be the referee looking at his watch with the whistle in his mouth and he’s starting to pucker? Why yes, it could. Not to mention the train has pulled out of the station and the conductor is waving a lantern from the railing of the caboose.

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Posted By: bluegirl  on Friday, May 09, 2008

Hey Mister its not over until is over. God is above everyone and everything.



She will be the nominee if she is not the Dem Party will lose big in November.

Posted By: Kip the Dip  on Friday, May 09, 2008

To bluegirl,



I suggest you and the rest of the supporters stop drinking the Clinton Kool-aid. It's making you delusional.

Posted By: DJ  on Saturday, May 10, 2008

Kip...your name seems very appropriate. The DIP part I mean...as is 'dip****'.



Obama has probably won, but that means America lost. Be prepared for 4 years of McCain. way to go dip**** and all you Obamatrons.

Posted By: jack garoud  on Saturday, May 10, 2008

amazing the fact that a party faces an election after a terrible president, with two (I would say three, but Gore is out of reach) good candidates, ready for history...and you throw it away by fighting endlessly to death.

such a large pre-campaign only harm yourselves, and the self hating, self impossed crissis that the dems are facing only comes to one final, and actually only relevant, moment, when you handle the election to Mc Cain... congratulations

Posted By: Dale Netherton  on Sunday, May 11, 2008

Something could happen?  What?  Whatever you can imagine doesn't translate into the possible.  It has been HIilary's misconception all along that in spite of the negatives a positive can appear.  It didn't happen and it won't happen and the world is the better for it. Goodnight HIllary.

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