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Yet Freedom
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Memo To Republicans - Politics Is War
The Uplifting Debate
A Movement to Break the Silence of Churches in Political Campaigns
Of Generals And Victories
Post - Wall Street
Michelle Obama's Fearful Vision
Only Ourselves To Blame
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Memo To McCain: Take The Gloves Off
Main Street Need To Support Bail Out
A Heartbeat Away
The Curtain On The Last Act
Trust Us? In A Pig's Eye, I Say
Hoover-Era Ghost Stories No Longer Apply
America's Nervous Breakdown -- And The World's
Harper's Index
Why Independents Care So Much About Health Care
Gagging On Wall Street's Bailout
Does McCain Still Agree With Reagan That Government Is The Problem?
The Grip Of Bad Ideas
Who Needs To Pay Their Mortgage And Who Doesn't?
In Sunny Santa Monica, A New Appreciation Of Life
The War To Promote Terror
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Hail Mary Vs. Cool Barry
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Biden Can't Abide By The Truth
Adult Supervision Required
Pols, The Press And The Financial Crisis
Dear Congress: Put The Gun Down Now
No Country For Liberals
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Gotcha Questions For Katie Couric (And Her Colleagues)
Palin Alone Disqualifies McCain
Taking Stock of Testosterone
Whodunit ?
The Worst Of Both Worlds
The Change That Has Already Happened
The Supersize Bailout
Pundits Side With Wall Street Over Main Street
How To Talk To Someone Who Sounds Racist
Tough Speeches Instead Of Tough Choices
Palin Dominates VP Debate
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McCain's Debate Challenge



Will Durst
Talking Veepstakes
Will Durst 6/30/2008
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Talking Veepstakes

Raging Moderate,

This seems like a good time to talk about the race for the vice presidency. Not because of the overwhelming excitement involved in what is essentially a backstage safari. And not because of the dazzling personalities being rigorously vetted. Because nothing else is going on. Right now, the Veepstakes is the only game in town. The presidential campaign has entered what can only be described as its dormant hibernation phase. The whole damn thing has stalled like John Goodman over the dessert table at a 4-star casino’s Sunday Brunch on the Mississippi Coast. Think of an endlessly looping PBS pledge drive.

The candidates have abandoned the playing field and are sucking down Gatorade while the trainers search for additional wads of cash to stuff into the hollow portions of their uniforms. And the score at halftime finds Barack Obama leading John McCain by about 15 points. Which should excite Democrats. I mean the last time they had this kind of a lead, at this point in the race, was way, way back, four years ago when John Kerry enjoyed a similar lead over George Bush. Oh.

Meanwhile, welcome to silly season. To demonstrate their unity, former sworn mortal
enemies, Senators Obama (Crips) and Clinton (Bloods) met up in a New Hampshire town named Unity where, back in January, both received 107 votes. Get it? They’re not at each other’s throats anymore. They’re in Unity. You can’t make up stuff like this. And no, I have no idea if Truth or Consequences, New Mexico or Maggie’s Nipples, Wyoming were considered as alternates in case the civic fathers of Unity proved truculent.

We should relish these two months of campaign down-time before the conventions begin, and where, just like now, absolutely nothing will happen. The only difference is then, that nothing will be reported upon at such a great length, that grown men are developing rashes on the insides of their thighs just thinking about it.

Who will be number two? Nobody knows. And we might not for a while. This time around the VP picks are undergoing prodigious scrutiny due to the peculiar vulnerability of each of the nominees. John McCain is old and could nod off at any time, and Barack Obama is black and will have to campaign in America, a country more comfortable with guns than library cards. No word as to whether that whole library card thing is scheduled for any future Supreme Court docket.

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Posted By: geoff  on Monday, June 30, 2008

"America, a country more comfortable with guns than library cards."

That's kind of sad.


Posted By: Mike  on Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Sad, but funny. When reading Durst I never get sad. Save sad for later when you're watching TV instead of reading a book. My kids watch little TV and read lots of books, how about yours? It's too late for me, but at least I have imparted some meaningful non-rubbish content to the next gen. Okay, so they read the computer, too--nothing wrong with that! And my son is comfortable with guns and books, although not simultaneously. I try to keep him balanced around 50:1, books to guns. He'll do fine. He'll be able to defend himself if someone tries to take away his book and interrupt his reading.


Posted By: geoff  on Tuesday, July 01, 2008

My kid (11) reads novels & science in 2 languages, will start learning French in the fall. With any luck, he'll never have to handle a gun.


Posted By: Good Life  on Tuesday, July 01, 2008

geoff-In the US there are so many guns that learning the proper handling is like learning CPR.  You hope to never need that knowledge but when the time comes you are glad you have it.


Posted By: geoff  on Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Good Life: that's one reason why I won't go back to the US. There was also a song the other day about how the "Berlin wall runs up the middle of Main Street."


Posted By: fencerider rob  on Saturday, July 05, 2008

Good ridance to you gee-off. We prefer those with a spine here in USA.


Posted By: Susan...  on Friday, July 11, 2008

A sad commentary about the books and guns. But even more disturbing is the fact that the whole Vice President thing will be a moot point come election day. It is my firm belief that on election day it is going to become a vote for the candidate that does -or- does not have a hyphenated description of themselves.  


Posted By: Gil  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Hey Geoff, but also very well said ... a lot of gunners around, uh, here in Brazil guns are only arming criminals when they are stolen ...


Posted By: GrandBrady  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Always need more humor......

But, in tough times - it's hard to laugh.

Keep smiling!


Posted By: Herb  on Friday, July 11, 2008

A false dichotomy!   We can have guns AND books.  The question is what kind and for what purpose.



Like was said after WW2 the Marshall Plan built  Schools and Libraries but the Marxists supplied the books!



When I see so many books extolling the virtues of Collectivism over freedom I wonder if guns are not safer than a mind crazed with the lust for more Government power to control our lives!


Posted By: Glen Scutt  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Have made up my (alledged) mind over pretty much all political statements to date, it will truly be a welcome rest for a month, at least.  Come September we again can face "Manchurian Alzheimers Candidate" versus "Reverend Hussein Muhammud."  Of course either one might get a better job offer in the meantime.  There has to be a better life than becoming CEO of an organization going down the tubes.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Hey, Willie,

Maybe our former co-vice president, Hill, could challenge “Barack Obama (is black(by half) to the “ritual battle’ of “Ninja Warrior”, maybe the slime pit? Hey, lay off Goodman, the only funny part of the “Rosanne” show, no funny part to NPR (News for the Peoples Republic, all things considered). The really funny part of your comment is the part were you admit, your own personal sad lacking in the value of knowledge, or perhaps you’re like the “beautiful” people who want my guns taken away, but still need their bodyguards to have them. As I recall the only time we didn’t show “books” the proper respect was when we had that flirtation with the “new direction” of the Fatherland and held book burnings, following the new European vogue fashion that most intelligent AH, certainly not to for get the left’s “American Idol worship” with that flashy dresser Uncle Joe, and they say we never listen to our European “cousins”.

America bad, everyone else good.


Posted By: Matt  on Friday, July 11, 2008

geoff: If your never coming back, then why are you so fired up about what goes on over here?



And I wouldn't worry about your kid ever having to use a gun, if the need arises; I'm sure your child will expect someone else to do it for them...like you do.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Speaking of headlines and not wanting to be out done by the bad Americans, here’s an interesting batch to note, with no little irony:

“EU immigration plan draws flak in Africa Thu Jul 10, 2:42 PM ET

DAKAR (AFP) - New European Union proposals aimed at tackling illegal immigration drew criticism on Thursday in Africa where the plans were attacked for criminalising immigrants and building a wall around Europe….

The immigration issue was spotlighted by a latest tragedy on Wednesday night when at least 15 illegal African immigrants, including nine children, died at sea while trying to reach Spain.”

Apparently the "Mexico of Africa" is a bit miffed at the treatment of their legal citizens doing "illegal" things in foreign lands, well the cost any way.  

'JIHAD ON OUR DOORSTEP'

German Spy Chief Warns of Al-Qaida's Growing Strength in North Africa

SPIEGEL talks to Ernst Uhrlau, the president of Germany's foreign intelligence agency, the BND, about the risk of attack by Islamist terrorists in Germany, how German Muslims are training in camps in Afghanistan and the risk from al-Qaida in North Africa.



Articles of note:

Jihad in Afghanistan: Authorities Fear German Islamist About to Commit Attack

Jihad: Was Grand Theft Auto IV Inspired by Al- Qaida?

The World from Berlin: The Members of Alleged Jihadi Financing Network

I just hope we "bad" Americans won't have to "save the world" again, good people that they are.


Posted By: Pete  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Take a look at Jack above.  Is this one pathetic human being or what?!

No matter the subject, this geek is not at all affected by his self-humiliation.  He walks (perhaps skips) among us.


Posted By: Geyser  on Friday, July 11, 2008

No matter what the subject Will Durst will find humor in it. Is the VP important, should we take more time to see who the candidates choose and weigh that in our voting? The VP can be a bullet away from being president, a heart attack, Air Force One going down, There is an endless list, what could happen. This election both are higher risk for something to happen. Senator McCain is on in years, he's approching the age that man years end.

Senator Obama is black, there is still enough racism for a crazy to want him gone. For these reasons the VP is a very important decision to be made. We have been very lucky so far, when it came to pass the VP stepping in to fill the shoes of the president gone, they have been able to handle the situations. The recent times, both stepped into not so great situations. President Johnson walked into an on going war in Viet-Nam. President Ford had a Recession staring at him. Both did admiral jobs. We have had our mistakes as Will pointed out.

We can only hope that the VP is not called upon to finish a Presidents term but, if he is, we must have the confidence that he can do the job.


Posted By: ded hed  on Friday, July 11, 2008

rifles,,,, no proplem

handguns,,,, = death



2nd amendment has been skewed... if you hunt or want to keep a rifle to protect your family you will have no issue with any of the anti-NRA people, but hand-guns are the real problem and should be banned... PERIOD!


Posted By: Matt  on Friday, July 11, 2008

ded hed: Your open mouth is dangerously close to gathering more feet than it can handle.


Posted By: jack sprat  on Friday, July 11, 2008

Pete or is it Sybil? Thanks for adding all you genuinely know to the conversation, you're such a great wealth of information. If ignorance is bliss, you certainly smile a lot. Knee capped any "old hags" lately?

Please keep us informed on all you don't know, so many libraries, so few books, after all those last century book burnings.

Have a great day and smile darn you, smile :}

On a brighter know obama's friend the Hon. Gov. of Illinois (and fellow Rezco beneficiary) is still the center of the federal investigation.

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